What the fuck is GitDrunk?
GitDrunk.com is a git game designed to make you a better fucking developer and alcoholic by coding drunk. Hell, it might even make you a better person.
The game makes those lonely weekend nights spent programming and sipping your shitty, domestic beer less suicidal. Let's face facts: you were probably going to code and just crank it anyway.
Oh no? Let's start with you fucking right off, sissy. You're playing.
GitDrunk gets you crunk by coding drunk. Let's
git fetch you a round.
Is this for me?
Unlikely. Your the fucking sissy type who wouldn't enjoy an amazing, drinking game developed
solely to get you explicitly drunk with every
However, here we are – you might as well fire up your IDE, crack open a cold one and lay down the thunda.
How the fuck do I play?
I thought you might ask, you zero. I already hate you. RTFM below.
This code and drinking game mashup is a complete shit show [like your code], and we've designed some meek rules for this git game to keep you bingeing and leveling up your abilities to code drunk. #FTW #CodeThunda #YOLOCode